Woot woot! I was on Filter!

A few weeks ago I was interviewed by G4's Filter. For those of you who don't know what Filter is, it's a show on my network that's hosted by Beth Ostrosky (better known as "Beth O"). This particular show was about "E-Grading." While I'm still not exactly sure what "E-Grading" is, I was asked a bunch of questions about technology. God I wish they had published the outtakes. Grumpy as ever, I derailed the interview and took it to a dark place. Several choice lines that didn't make the final cut had to do with my not necessarily using technology to prove that my d*** is bigger than my friends, but rather, I just whip it out. When asked why I needed so many gadgets that play video, I said that I like to have at leat three porn sources going at once to ensure that there's always a compelling scene going when I "finish." I was shocked that I wasn't fired. But enough with the introductions, you can watch the segment here.

Greetings from Tokyo!

So Attack of the Show decided that it would be a good idea to send me to Japan: Think again people. My first night here, I pulled my pants down about a half-dozen times (my boss is not a fan of my coin purse), pissed near (not on) a shrine, broke a glass at a sake bar, and tried to make-out with anything that (in my drunken state of mind) resembled a woman. At this rate, I doubt that I'll make it back alive. So in the meantime people, it was nice knowing you. Roppongi here I come!