Greetings from Tokyo!

So Attack of the Show decided that it would be a good idea to send me to Japan: Think again people. My first night here, I pulled my pants down about a half-dozen times (my boss is not a fan of my coin purse), pissed near (not on) a shrine, broke a glass at a sake bar, and tried to make-out with anything that (in my drunken state of mind) resembled a woman. At this rate, I doubt that I'll make it back alive. So in the meantime people, it was nice knowing you. Roppongi here I come!