Miss Deaf Texas struck by train, killed (Wil says, “Thanks CNN!”)

In the most depressing story of the day, CNN was more than happy to let us know that Miss Deaf Texas, Tara Rose McAvoy, was hit by a train and fucking killed. Wow! What a great way to start the day. But wait, it gets more wors-ter. Hours later, fearing a power vacuum in the ranks of hot Texas deaf chicks, her successor, Johanna Valenta, was appointed the new Miss Deaf Texas. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen both “Miss Congeniality” and “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous.” Can you say, “foul play?”