Who gives a shit? I don’t.

Am I the only one who doesn’t care whether or not Barry Bonds used steroids? SI.com has a story based on an about-to-be-released book, Game of Shadows, which casts a brutal light on Barry Bonds’ so-called steroid abuse to which I say, “So what?” Professional athletes do a lot of unhealthy things to their bodies in order to enhance their performance. In order to become an NFL lineman, players have to gain unhealthy amounts of weight just to be able to compete “in the trenches.” At what price: chronic knee and joint problems, obesity, etc. Hell, Corey Stringer, from the Minnesota Vikings, basically died because he was too goddamn fat. But so what? If a player wants to fuck himself up and shorten his lifespan in order to be the best in his game and make a ton of money then so be it. That’s a problem that he and his family will have to deal with later on. Thankfully though, in the case of Barry Bonds, he’ll have millions of dollars with which to lay on when his knees no longer work. Besides, the motherfucker can hit a baseball.