StreetWars: A 3 week long, 24/7, water gun assassination tournament

There’s some cool shit in the world. Jeremy, one of the Production Assistants on “Attack of the Show” (the show that I work on) is in LA’s StreetWars tournament. The other day he came to work and told us the harrowing tale of almost being taken out by his would-be assassin. Knowing that he was being stalked, Jeremy decided to leave for work at 6:30AM (thinking that his assassin wouldn’t be after him that early). He was wrong. He noticed a strange white pickup when he realized that someone was hiding behind it. Jeremy snuck around the front of the pickup and squirted his would-be assassin before the hit man could get a bead on him. Jeremy won the day.

According to the site:

At the start of the game you will receive a manila envelope containing the following:

• A picture of your intended target(s)
• The home address of your intended target(s)
• The work address of your intended target(s)
• The name of your intended target(s)
• Contact information of your intended target(s)

Upon receipt of these items, your (or your team's) mission is to find and kill (by way of water gun, water balloon or super soaker) your target(s).